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if your girlfriend is cold, be a gentleman. put her in the oven for 40 minutes on 350. check often and serve plain or with white gravy
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(DISCLAIMER: FOR GOOD BOYS ONLY!!! if you’re a BAD boy* or a RUDE boy youre not allowed to dress like this.)
*theoretical “bad boys” who are really just good boys that look cool are allowed to wear short shorts and crop tops as they please
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Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox
Look at these majestic idiots
I love that you can clearly tell from the expressions who is chasing who.
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recipe blogs are so exhausting. please dont say words at me just let me make my food in peace
I drank too much…
I can’t fucking believe that a cartoon predicted this
From the latest episode.
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